do you actually have a history of killing people or is that just a thing they say to the new ones?
[Oh right.]
FROM: ellie@cdc.org
and hi
It's all true. It's something to look forward to.
I hope you were serious about letting me kill people. A man has needs. Urges.
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Ah. Man with conviction. Good, you're hired.
And fire a rocket launcher at you from a hidden distance (as far as the launcher allows, at least) as a hello.]
[ —Well that was some hello. Dagger dodges the rocket easily enough, given the size of it isn't hard to miss. Blades drawn, Dagger cuts the RPG in half easily, and braces for impact for this unknown assailant. ]
Hey!
dunno how big dagger's one blade is, but hopefully that's vague enough.
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epiphanyfrost
- 2014-09-10 03:52 (UTC) - ExpandRe: dunno how big dagger's one blade is, but hopefully that's vague enough.
daggertype
- 2014-09-10 04:04 (UTC) - ExpandWhy did you send Wade Wilson to kill me?
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
To be fair, I bet on you winning.
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
He's okay again? Because he came at with me with bombs and I wasn't sure what that was about.
FROM: seki.shiroe@cdc.org
Gliese told me you might have popcorn. Are you willing to give any away?
FROM: seki.shiroe@cdc.org
I'm supposed to keep someone busy with movies and popcorn.
FROM: warriorhead@cdc.org
You will room near me when we return to the ship.
How warm are those tents and how do I get one?
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Why do you want a tent???
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I was complaining about that too, and then Gliese detained me. It was sad.
it's my "this is the thing i'm wearing if i want to survive water planet" face!!!
daggertype
- 2014-10-19 19:36 (UTC) - ExpandFROM: dagger@cdc.org
Noticed that, huh. Someone's showing off. Ignore them.
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Why would I wanna hear about rocks?
Does this mean I get my driving privileges back?
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I vehemently protested against your assignment as team leader and I sure as heck am not giving you driving privileges back.
You can stick with the bike.
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I see.
[ Planning to sabotage you already. ]
FROM: fray.clary@cdc.org
So heels.
1. Can they be six inch boots?
2. What if I don't have enough credits for them? Am I exempt?
FROM: fray.clary@cdc.org
You can feel free to tell me you weren't serious also. You know, that'd be good.
1: I'm serious about the boots. 2: I've got you covered. Pick your shoes and let me know.
probation?
da @#$%?????????????????????
There are 200 cakes with enchanted sugar in them in the kitchens.
FROM: khezek.jasper@cdc.org
Heres what they do.
FROM: khezek.jasper@cdc.org
Cake topped with blueberries turns into a fireball after its eaten. Could explode. Kiwi cake makes you burp fire. Peach cake gives you a heatstroke. Strawberry topped cake causes flaming shits about a half hour after eating.
FROM: khezek.jasper@cdc.org
I really hope your not going to give these to every one here.
Of course not. Thank you for all the cakes, I appreciate your efforts.
[ And then proceeds to give everyone a cake. ]
I dunno if you're still stuck on the ship or not, but if there's anything you want off of this rock, let me know. I'll get it for you.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Or try to, depending on what it is.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
:)
Still up for the offer?
Did you make me deaf?
FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
Beside that, if I'd wanted to ask for something on the next mission reward that would make surviving and succeeding in the CDC more achievable, what do you think would be more useful?
[ he asked gliese too, for advice, because he finds her a lot more sane that you, but look, he still respects dagger well enough, and even if he is batshit, he knows survival and he knows the cdc. that jack can easily admit about him. ]
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I wish I did.
And what's the second thing for? You in trouble? Do you need to kill someone?
Taped to one of the bags is a note in all neat caps:]
Thanks for the livestock I think.
[Your new inventory includes:
5 PAIRS OF PANTS
10 SHIRTS
3 JACKETS, ONE AN ACTUAL RAINPROOF JACKET, THE OTHER TWO LEATHER
2 PAIRS OF BOOTS
1 PAIR OF RAIN BOOTS
1 UMBRELLA
Outfits include, but are not limited to this, this, and this. Hopefully there is something to his liking?]
Excuse me, Dagger-san? My name is Kaneki Ken, and I recently have been assigned to your team.
I'm not sure if you're who I contact about this, but if not you, I'd appreciate it if you'd direct me to who might be able to help.
I'm encountering a problem. About, ah... dietary restrictions.
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
What, you're already hungry? You just got here!
[ Yes, he's aware of your needs. ]
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Why is everyone asking me like I know the answers? What do I look like?
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Good. Give me.
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