I am a polite, honest, well-mannered recruit who has only ever had the utmost respect for my superior officers, I don't know what you're talking about, sir.
[ so maybe dagger hasn't seen snooped on all jack's inbox conversations, or he doesn't realize dudes can't have babies. either way, wasn't going to be a problem, hombre. ]
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Guns won't work anyway. I think they've got a thing for the captain.
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A thing? Causing the apocalypse at her work place is, what, flirting?
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FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
Will we get to watch her punch them into a mountain?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
If my hack is correct, she already pulled rank in like, three replies. It's probably serious.
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You're hacking her conversations?
FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
Do you hack everyone's conversations?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
You sound surprised.
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Surprised you're hacking hers. Creeped out at confirmation of ours being monitored.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Both have never been a secret. Crew doesn't mind, and it's part of my job.
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FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
Every conversation the recruits have too? Doesn't that get boring? And time consuming?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I don't sleep.
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Your job sucks.
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You're just jealous.
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That I can't spy on peoples' conversations? No, most people here are offensively dull. Or obnoxiously cheery.
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Says the human.
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That's uncalled for.
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Like you wouldn't bring up my Keluuvi status if you had a window for it. Come on.
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I am a polite, honest, well-mannered recruit who has only ever had the utmost respect for my superior officers, I don't know what you're talking about, sir.
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Aw you're so cute I wanna pinch you.
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Please refrain.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I think I'll insist.
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I hope someone spills hot coffee on you.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I hope someone punctures all your condoms.
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Don't nanites take care of STDs?
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Not pregnancies.
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Not a problem I was going to be having.
[ so maybe dagger hasn't seen snooped on all jack's inbox conversations, or he doesn't realize dudes can't have babies. either way, wasn't going to be a problem, hombre. ]
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You males can't get pregnant?
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