I am a polite, honest, well-mannered recruit who has only ever had the utmost respect for my superior officers, I don't know what you're talking about, sir.
[ so maybe dagger hasn't seen snooped on all jack's inbox conversations, or he doesn't realize dudes can't have babies. either way, wasn't going to be a problem, hombre. ]
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FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
Every conversation the recruits have too? Doesn't that get boring? And time consuming?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I don't sleep.
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Your job sucks.
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You're just jealous.
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That I can't spy on peoples' conversations? No, most people here are offensively dull. Or obnoxiously cheery.
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Says the human.
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That's uncalled for.
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Like you wouldn't bring up my Keluuvi status if you had a window for it. Come on.
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I am a polite, honest, well-mannered recruit who has only ever had the utmost respect for my superior officers, I don't know what you're talking about, sir.
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Aw you're so cute I wanna pinch you.
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Please refrain.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I think I'll insist.
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I hope someone spills hot coffee on you.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I hope someone punctures all your condoms.
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Don't nanites take care of STDs?
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Not pregnancies.
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Not a problem I was going to be having.
[ so maybe dagger hasn't seen snooped on all jack's inbox conversations, or he doesn't realize dudes can't have babies. either way, wasn't going to be a problem, hombre. ]
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You males can't get pregnant?
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No, thank the misled divinity that created us in the first place.
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Head can get pregnant. It's weird.
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That is weird. And unfortunate for him. Wrap your tool, or lack thereof.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I'm already wrapped all over.
If we were the same species we'd have grown kids by now.
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Or having... Whatever the word for the alien sex equivalent is?
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... That's actually answered by yes and no and I'm confused now. You can't exactly have sex if you both don't have compatible genitals, right?
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