FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I guess it's an alien thing, sure, why not. What's the human version of that thing?
That's not very nice of your species to do.
I know. Humans are finicky. Why bother trying to be nice, though?
But if you're a natural butthole, that's not being honest.
I'm a slab of ice.
I don't have a butthole. Do you have a butthole?
Yes. . . ? I don't get it.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I guess it's an alien thing, sure, why not. What's the human version of that thing?
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uh
that would be NOT dying
unless you mean you look forward to killing people and not you look forward to dying i guess
FROM: ellie@cdc.org
but humans
are supposed to say they dont like doing that either
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That works too.
Wouldn't that be lying, saying what you don't mean?
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yeahhhh thats also a human thing
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
That's not very nice of your species to do.
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no
its not
but we arent really nice either
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I know. Humans are finicky. Why bother trying to be nice, though?
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i dunno
i mean
it doesnt hurt you know
FROM: ellie@cdc.org
to try not be an asshole
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
But if you're a natural butthole, that's not being honest.
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are you a natural butthole?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I'm a slab of ice.
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FROM: ellie@cdc.org
well
are you a slab of ice butthole?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I don't have a butthole. Do you have a butthole?
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wow you move fast
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Yes. . . ? I don't get it.