FROM: dagger@cdc.org
They prefer warm meat. Guess where that comes from.
You humans are so funny.
You can blame the platypuses. They evolved, and that knocked your species down a few notches.
Tribal warriors.
[ Pretend he's sent you pictures of bara platypus creatures in loinclothes, carrying giant poleaxes. They are on an alien planet, standing proud. ]
Guy on the left is Waatha, their main hunter.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
They prefer warm meat. Guess where that comes from.
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A freshly killed animal that isn't a direct blood relative? Like something that would make actual sense?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
You humans are so funny.
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Right, we're the universal comedic relief. Someone has to take the weight off unnecessary but apparently stylistic cannibalism.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
You can blame the platypuses. They evolved, and that knocked your species down a few notches.
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Seriously? Evolved into what?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Tribal warriors.
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Bullshit. Prove it.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
[ Pretend he's sent you pictures of bara platypus creatures in loinclothes, carrying giant poleaxes. They are on an alien planet, standing proud. ]
Guy on the left is Waatha, their main hunter.
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FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
I hate space.
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Too bad, you live in it.