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Re: day 49; 07:XX

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

Noticed that, huh. Someone's showing off. Ignore them.

[cicatrize]

FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org

Someone allied with us or someone we should be pointing anti-aircraft guns at?

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

Guns won't work anyway. I think they've got a thing for the captain.

[cicatrize]

FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org

A thing? Causing the apocalypse at her work place is, what, flirting?

[ a pause ]

FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org

Will we get to watch her punch them into a mountain?

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

If my hack is correct, she already pulled rank in like, three replies. It's probably serious.

[cicatrize]

FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org

You're hacking her conversations?

FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org

Do you hack everyone's conversations?

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

You sound surprised.

[cicatrize]

FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org

Surprised you're hacking hers. Creeped out at confirmation of ours being monitored.

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

Both have never been a secret. Crew doesn't mind, and it's part of my job.

[cicatrize]

[ never going to be able to have an inbox conversation without picturing big brother dagger listening in, thanks ]

FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org

Every conversation the recruits have too? Doesn't that get boring? And time consuming?

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

I don't sleep.

[cicatrize]

FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org

Your job sucks.

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

You're just jealous.

[cicatrize]

FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org

That I can't spy on peoples' conversations? No, most people here are offensively dull. Or obnoxiously cheery.

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

Says the human.

[cicatrize]

FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org

That's uncalled for.

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

Like you wouldn't bring up my Keluuvi status if you had a window for it. Come on.

[cicatrize]

FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org

I am a polite, honest, well-mannered recruit who has only ever had the utmost respect for my superior officers, I don't know what you're talking about, sir.

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

Aw you're so cute I wanna pinch you.

[cicatrize]

FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org

Please refrain.

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

I think I'll insist.

[cicatrize]

FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org

I hope someone spills hot coffee on you.

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

I hope someone punctures all your condoms.

[cicatrize]

FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org

Don't nanites take care of STDs?

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

Not pregnancies.