[ so maybe dagger hasn't seen snooped on all jack's inbox conversations, or he doesn't realize dudes can't have babies. either way, wasn't going to be a problem, hombre. ]
The ice-person wordplay is never going to stop, is it? Armada's his brother, right? Good plan on your part. [ brothers don't tend to be accepting of you boning their siblings ]
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I hope someone punctures all your condoms.
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Don't nanites take care of STDs?
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Not pregnancies.
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Not a problem I was going to be having.
[ so maybe dagger hasn't seen snooped on all jack's inbox conversations, or he doesn't realize dudes can't have babies. either way, wasn't going to be a problem, hombre. ]
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You males can't get pregnant?
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No, thank the misled divinity that created us in the first place.
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Head can get pregnant. It's weird.
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That is weird. And unfortunate for him. Wrap your tool, or lack thereof.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I'm already wrapped all over.
If we were the same species we'd have grown kids by now.
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Or having... Whatever the word for the alien sex equivalent is?
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... That's actually answered by yes and no and I'm confused now. You can't exactly have sex if you both don't have compatible genitals, right?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
He warms the bed, I cool the sheets. We keep Armada outside.
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The ice-person wordplay is never going to stop, is it? Armada's his brother, right? Good plan on your part. [ brothers don't tend to be accepting of you boning their siblings ]
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
He doesn't like being in the hallways much, yeah. I'm enjoying all the death threats I'm getting.
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Can Armada actually kill you? Seems like officers ought to be on par, save for Gliese. [ whom he's assuming can kick everyone's ass ]
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
He's come close a few times. He's just lazy about it half the time because Head needs more attention.
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How? I haven't heard anything about how Warriorhead or him fight. [ genuinely p interested, actually ]
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Courtship dictates they have to fight to the death. Armie's courting. Head's nesting. I'm somewhere in the middle of that.
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So... Armada and Warriorhead are trying to fight to the death here? Isn't that sort of conflicting the crew's interests?
FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
Wait, he's courting his brother?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
There isn't actually a word in any human language that would explain those two. Brothers is the closest it's gonna get.
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Were they born from the same mother?
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I have no idea. I didn't ask.
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I think that's pretty much the deciding factor for brothers.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I don't know. They don't like to talk about family much.
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