FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Probably. Someone's gonna get cannibalized.
They prefer warm meat. Guess where that comes from.
You humans are so funny.
You can blame the platypuses. They evolved, and that knocked your species down a few notches.
Tribal warriors.
[ Pretend he's sent you pictures of bara platypus creatures in loinclothes, carrying giant poleaxes. They are on an alien planet, standing proud. ]
Guy on the left is Waatha, their main hunter.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Probably. Someone's gonna get cannibalized.
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Why does cannibalism have to be a part of this, exacxtly?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
They prefer warm meat. Guess where that comes from.
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A freshly killed animal that isn't a direct blood relative? Like something that would make actual sense?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
You humans are so funny.
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Right, we're the universal comedic relief. Someone has to take the weight off unnecessary but apparently stylistic cannibalism.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
You can blame the platypuses. They evolved, and that knocked your species down a few notches.
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Seriously? Evolved into what?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Tribal warriors.
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Bullshit. Prove it.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
[ Pretend he's sent you pictures of bara platypus creatures in loinclothes, carrying giant poleaxes. They are on an alien planet, standing proud. ]
Guy on the left is Waatha, their main hunter.
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FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
I hate space.
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Too bad, you live in it.