FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I wouldn't bank on "not dying", but I'm sold on the rest. Hmmm I'm thinking.
Try the metal van. I don't think it has a real head.
Then the challenge is in engaging the metal van in combat with a cool monologue. With a backing track, if you can get it to work. I think some of the kids here have a sound system.
50 credits say the van will win anyway.
Well if he dies, you're a murderer. But I will congratulate you.
It's a real dude. He looks like a metal van. You've not been listening.
It's a guy who's a metal van. This isn't hard to understand. Why would a van have puppies?
So can you do it?
Cool, we're cool.
I know. I'm ice.
I can't beatbox.
What do bananas have to do with ice?
My taste in music is excellent, excuse you. You're jealous of me.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I wouldn't bank on "not dying", but I'm sold on the rest. Hmmm I'm thinking.
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let's go with really hard to kill, then. I mean, how many guys do you know can survive being beheaded?
is this the part where I sing the jeopardy theme?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Try the metal van. I don't think it has a real head.
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the whosie whatsit?
oh. yeah, okay, fine, point. but I'm way better than a metal van. I offer witty banter!
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Then the challenge is in engaging the metal van in combat with a cool monologue. With a backing track, if you can get it to work. I think some of the kids here have a sound system.
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is this a challenge.
because if this is a challenge, you're fucking on. that van will slink out of here in shame.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
50 credits say the van will win anyway.
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I'm going to agree with that, just so I can get the credits.
a man needs his booze.
what if I blow up the van though. what then.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Well if he dies, you're a murderer. But I will congratulate you.
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wait is this a real dude
I thought you were fucking with me
I'll totally win if it's a real dude
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
It's a real dude. He looks like a metal van. You've not been listening.
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you never said looks like, you just said metal van
here I am thinking like 'free puppies and chocolate' van
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
beat the tar outta the van with sick beats in the background while engaging in hilarious monologue. I'm so excited.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
It's a guy who's a metal van. This isn't hard to understand. Why would a van have puppies?
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
So can you do it?
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for all the little children!
and oh yeah. I can do it.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Cool, we're cool.
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you're cool.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I know. I'm ice.
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ice ice baby.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I can't beatbox.
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I got your back, it's cool.
Ba na na nananana. Ba na na nananana. Ice ice baby.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
What do bananas have to do with ice?
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it's not bananas you silly boob, it's guitar chords, stolen from a far superior song.
I'm gonna learn you a thing.
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Is this a music thing? I like music.
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ah dude, it's totally a music thing. like, best sorta shit ever.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
unless you like shitty music. then you just can't be helped.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
My taste in music is excellent, excuse you. You're jealous of me.
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