FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Well if he dies, you're a murderer. But I will congratulate you.
It's a real dude. He looks like a metal van. You've not been listening.
It's a guy who's a metal van. This isn't hard to understand. Why would a van have puppies?
So can you do it?
Cool, we're cool.
I know. I'm ice.
I can't beatbox.
What do bananas have to do with ice?
My taste in music is excellent, excuse you. You're jealous of me.
You're just so funny I could cry. Which I won't because that would be painful.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Well if he dies, you're a murderer. But I will congratulate you.
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wait is this a real dude
I thought you were fucking with me
I'll totally win if it's a real dude
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
It's a real dude. He looks like a metal van. You've not been listening.
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you never said looks like, you just said metal van
here I am thinking like 'free puppies and chocolate' van
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
beat the tar outta the van with sick beats in the background while engaging in hilarious monologue. I'm so excited.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
It's a guy who's a metal van. This isn't hard to understand. Why would a van have puppies?
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
So can you do it?
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for all the little children!
and oh yeah. I can do it.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Cool, we're cool.
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you're cool.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I know. I'm ice.
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ice ice baby.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I can't beatbox.
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I got your back, it's cool.
Ba na na nananana. Ba na na nananana. Ice ice baby.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
What do bananas have to do with ice?
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it's not bananas you silly boob, it's guitar chords, stolen from a far superior song.
I'm gonna learn you a thing.
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Is this a music thing? I like music.
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ah dude, it's totally a music thing. like, best sorta shit ever.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
unless you like shitty music. then you just can't be helped.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
My taste in music is excellent, excuse you. You're jealous of me.
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hahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
that's totally it, my b.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
but seriously, you need to listen to some Queen. and before you get all WHY WOULD I LISTEN TO A QUEEN, that's the band name, dummy.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
You're just so funny I could cry. Which I won't because that would be painful.
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why the hell would it be painful? but do it. pain makes you stronger. become a real man.
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Now you're just being mean to me.
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only because I care, boss-man.
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Such love. What affection.
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very wow.
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What.
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