There are 200 cakes with enchanted sugar in them in the kitchens.
FROM: khezek.jasper@cdc.org
Heres what they do.
FROM: khezek.jasper@cdc.org
Cake topped with blueberries turns into a fireball after its eaten. Could explode. Kiwi cake makes you burp fire. Peach cake gives you a heatstroke. Strawberry topped cake causes flaming shits about a half hour after eating.
FROM: khezek.jasper@cdc.org
I really hope your not going to give these to every one here.
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Day 60
There are 200 cakes with enchanted sugar in them in the kitchens.
FROM: khezek.jasper@cdc.org
Heres what they do.
FROM: khezek.jasper@cdc.org
Cake topped with blueberries turns into a fireball after its eaten. Could explode. Kiwi cake makes you burp fire. Peach cake gives you a heatstroke. Strawberry topped cake causes flaming shits about a half hour after eating.
FROM: khezek.jasper@cdc.org
I really hope your not going to give these to every one here.
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Of course not. Thank you for all the cakes, I appreciate your efforts.
[ And then proceeds to give everyone a cake. ]
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FROM: khezek.jasper@cdc.org
Good. That could get real messy real fast.
FROM: khezek.jasper@cdc.org
So what are you going to do with them all anyway.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I have a secret plan.
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Are you going to tell me the secret plan.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
It's secret for a reason.
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But I made you 200 fucking murder cakes.
[ As many as twenty tens. That's terrible. ]
FROM: khezek.jasper@cdc.org
Why am I not in on this plan.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Because secrets stop being secrets when you tell other people about them. That's what secret means - secret.
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Fine then can I guess.
FROM: khezek.jasper@cdc.org
Are you going to give them to the predators of the next planet as a surprise fake peace offering.
FROM: khezek.jasper@cdc.org
I like that plan.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
That's a possibility. I like that. Not the plan, though.
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Ok. Well Im out of guesses then.
FROM: khezek.jasper@cdc.org
Will I know when you do the plan.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Of course. I bet you'd be the first to know.
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Ok. I think.
FROM: khezek.jasper@cdc.org
Wait your not going to make me eat these are you.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I'm not that ungrateful.
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Ok good. Your welcome.
FROM: khezek.jasper@cdc.org
Keep them cold or they will go stale.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Do you remember who you're talking to? Cool is easy.
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Right your an ice cube or something. Ice elemental or king ice mage.
FROM: khezek.jasper@cdc.org
I guess they will be kept pretty fresh then.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
No, I'm just ice cube.
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A talking ice cube.
FROM: khezek.jasper@cdc.org
Who likes cake.
[ It's like he's got you all figured out now Dagger. ]
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
But I don't eat. :)
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I know. Someone told me before making them all.
FROM: khezek.jasper@cdc.org
I figured you just like it. Or why would you have one for Gale to steal in the first place.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Gale was being rude to me.
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Maybe you can give all the murder cakes to him and every one on Grey.
FROM: khezek.jasper@cdc.org
Did I guess the plan.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Nope, but close.
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Ok well. Ill wait and see what this plan is then.