FROM: dagger@cdc.org
He warms the bed, I cool the sheets. We keep Armada outside.
He doesn't like being in the hallways much, yeah. I'm enjoying all the death threats I'm getting.
He's come close a few times. He's just lazy about it half the time because Head needs more attention.
Courtship dictates they have to fight to the death. Armie's courting. Head's nesting. I'm somewhere in the middle of that.
There isn't actually a word in any human language that would explain those two. Brothers is the closest it's gonna get.
I don't know. They don't like to talk about family much.
Probably. Someone's gonna get cannibalized.
They prefer warm meat. Guess where that comes from.
You humans are so funny.
You can blame the platypuses. They evolved, and that knocked your species down a few notches.
Tribal warriors.
[ Pretend he's sent you pictures of bara platypus creatures in loinclothes, carrying giant poleaxes. They are on an alien planet, standing proud. ]
Guy on the left is Waatha, their main hunter.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
He warms the bed, I cool the sheets. We keep Armada outside.
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The ice-person wordplay is never going to stop, is it? Armada's his brother, right? Good plan on your part. [ brothers don't tend to be accepting of you boning their siblings ]
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
He doesn't like being in the hallways much, yeah. I'm enjoying all the death threats I'm getting.
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Can Armada actually kill you? Seems like officers ought to be on par, save for Gliese. [ whom he's assuming can kick everyone's ass ]
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
He's come close a few times. He's just lazy about it half the time because Head needs more attention.
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How? I haven't heard anything about how Warriorhead or him fight. [ genuinely p interested, actually ]
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Courtship dictates they have to fight to the death. Armie's courting. Head's nesting. I'm somewhere in the middle of that.
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So... Armada and Warriorhead are trying to fight to the death here? Isn't that sort of conflicting the crew's interests?
FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
Wait, he's courting his brother?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
There isn't actually a word in any human language that would explain those two. Brothers is the closest it's gonna get.
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Were they born from the same mother?
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I have no idea. I didn't ask.
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I think that's pretty much the deciding factor for brothers.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I don't know. They don't like to talk about family much.
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Weird. Okay. Should we be expecting them to start a camp leveling fight at some point in the futuring as a first date?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Probably. Someone's gonna get cannibalized.
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Why does cannibalism have to be a part of this, exacxtly?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
They prefer warm meat. Guess where that comes from.
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A freshly killed animal that isn't a direct blood relative? Like something that would make actual sense?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
You humans are so funny.
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Right, we're the universal comedic relief. Someone has to take the weight off unnecessary but apparently stylistic cannibalism.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
You can blame the platypuses. They evolved, and that knocked your species down a few notches.
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Seriously? Evolved into what?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Tribal warriors.
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Bullshit. Prove it.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
[ Pretend he's sent you pictures of bara platypus creatures in loinclothes, carrying giant poleaxes. They are on an alien planet, standing proud. ]
Guy on the left is Waatha, their main hunter.
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