You're responsible for the tar I'll gain on my soul for this.
FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
Terrible Person 1: Knock knock. Terrible Person 2: Who's there? Terrible Person 1: Doris. Terrible Person 2: Doris who? Terrible Person 1: Doris locked, that's why I knocked.
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I made that call on my own. Independent thought.
It's a fair trade.
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It's martyrdom.
FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
What does that make you now, if you're cut off from the whole. Every moment here would be independent thought on your part, wouldn't it?
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I'm something of a curiosity to my bosses, and an abomination to my people. No hard feelings.
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Curiosity to your bosses? Why?
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I'm a special snowflake.
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...If that was intentional, it was the worst joke I have ever heard, and you should feel bad for it.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
It's an accurate description of me.
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I'm embarrassed for you.
[ dagger, that was like dad humor. ]
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Why, it was funny.
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FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
In the way knock-knock jokes are funny.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
What are knock knock jokes?
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An abomination to the free speaking world.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
So can you tell one?
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You're responsible for the tar I'll gain on my soul for this.
FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
Terrible Person 1: Knock knock.
Terrible Person 2: Who's there?
Terrible Person 1: Doris.
Terrible Person 2: Doris who?
Terrible Person 1: Doris locked, that's why I knocked.
FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
That was physically painful.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
So what did Doris locked?
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Are you doing this on purpose?
FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
It's a play on words. The name 'Doris' sounds like 'Door is'. So it comes out like 'Door is locked.'
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I don't get it. But what's locked?
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This is the last answer you get before I disconnect and wash my hands of this. The door that was initially knocked on by Terrible Person 1.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Doors. This is such a weird joke.
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I warned you.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
So are all human jokes weird?
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We'd be painfully boring if they were. But to you, I don't know. Ask Dirk Strider to give you some.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Strider's cool, he makes music for me. I'll ask.
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The clown video music or less weird music?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I don't know the difference.
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I've forgotten what day this thread even started omfg
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