FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I'm so going to win this. You're on.
Please, I'm not a loser. You will be so sad you made this bet, Benjamin.
Prep your speech, loser.
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I'm not giving you credits or weapons, and you probably don't need them anyway.
FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
Public humiliation is a decent currency. Loser spends a full three minutes of audio telling the inbox network how excellent the victor is?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I'm so going to win this. You're on.
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No stuttering or talking slower to take up time.
FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
And I'm demanding judges from varying races to account for cultural standards of 'looking good'.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Please, I'm not a loser. You will be so sad you made this bet, Benjamin.
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Whatever you say, bubble boy.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Prep your speech, loser.
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The fact you actually think you'll win this is just precious.
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You poor unfortunate soul, thinking you have a chance.