You're responsible for the tar I'll gain on my soul for this.
FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
Terrible Person 1: Knock knock. Terrible Person 2: Who's there? Terrible Person 1: Doris. Terrible Person 2: Doris who? Terrible Person 1: Doris locked, that's why I knocked.
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You're responsible for the tar I'll gain on my soul for this.
FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
Terrible Person 1: Knock knock.
Terrible Person 2: Who's there?
Terrible Person 1: Doris.
Terrible Person 2: Doris who?
Terrible Person 1: Doris locked, that's why I knocked.
FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
That was physically painful.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
So what did Doris locked?
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Are you doing this on purpose?
FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
It's a play on words. The name 'Doris' sounds like 'Door is'. So it comes out like 'Door is locked.'
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I don't get it. But what's locked?
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This is the last answer you get before I disconnect and wash my hands of this. The door that was initially knocked on by Terrible Person 1.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Doors. This is such a weird joke.
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I warned you.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
So are all human jokes weird?
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We'd be painfully boring if they were. But to you, I don't know. Ask Dirk Strider to give you some.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Strider's cool, he makes music for me. I'll ask.
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The clown video music or less weird music?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I don't know the difference.
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Ask him to show you.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
This better not be wet.
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One can only hope. If we go to a more majorly aquatic planet, what will we do with you? Put you in a bubble?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Pretty much.
I've forgotten what day this thread even started omfg
Re: I've forgotten what day this thread even started omfg
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
You might get your wish. Don't say you weren't warned.
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And see you being bubble boy? Might be worth it. Good entertainment's hard to find.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I'd look good in a bubble, though. You wouldn't.
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No one looks good in a bubble.
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Wanna bet on that?
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Depends on what we're betting with.
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What's your pot?
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I'm not giving you credits or weapons, and you probably don't need them anyway.
FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
Public humiliation is a decent currency. Loser spends a full three minutes of audio telling the inbox network how excellent the victor is?
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