FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Doors. This is such a weird joke.
So are all human jokes weird?
Strider's cool, he makes music for me. I'll ask.
I don't know the difference.
This better not be wet.
Pretty much.
You might get your wish. Don't say you weren't warned.
I'd look good in a bubble, though. You wouldn't.
I'm so going to win this. You're on.
Please, I'm not a loser. You will be so sad you made this bet, Benjamin.
Prep your speech, loser.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Doors. This is such a weird joke.
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I warned you.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
So are all human jokes weird?
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We'd be painfully boring if they were. But to you, I don't know. Ask Dirk Strider to give you some.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Strider's cool, he makes music for me. I'll ask.
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The clown video music or less weird music?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I don't know the difference.
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Ask him to show you.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
This better not be wet.
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One can only hope. If we go to a more majorly aquatic planet, what will we do with you? Put you in a bubble?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Pretty much.
I've forgotten what day this thread even started omfg
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
You might get your wish. Don't say you weren't warned.
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And see you being bubble boy? Might be worth it. Good entertainment's hard to find.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I'd look good in a bubble, though. You wouldn't.
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No one looks good in a bubble.
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Wanna bet on that?
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Depends on what we're betting with.
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What's your pot?
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I'm not giving you credits or weapons, and you probably don't need them anyway.
FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
Public humiliation is a decent currency. Loser spends a full three minutes of audio telling the inbox network how excellent the victor is?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I'm so going to win this. You're on.
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No stuttering or talking slower to take up time.
FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
And I'm demanding judges from varying races to account for cultural standards of 'looking good'.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Please, I'm not a loser. You will be so sad you made this bet, Benjamin.
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Whatever you say, bubble boy.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Prep your speech, loser.
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