FROM: laufeyson.loki@cdc.org The last time I was in a room with myself, one of us ended up being stabbed. After a lot of very dramatic and slightly archaic speech.
FROM: laufeyson.loki@cdc.org He was from the same universe as our current Avengers, right? The list I received early on stated so, anyway. Less hairy, less powerful.
FROM: laufeyson.loki@cdc.org I used up my quota of depressing for the minute, so I'll take my leave now that I've had the mystery of the other-me solved.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
...You are so depressingly pathetic sometimes.
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FROM: laufeyson.loki@cdc.org
The last time I was in a room with myself, one of us ended up being stabbed. After a lot of very dramatic and slightly archaic speech.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
...And also incredibly nerdy. I'm embarrassed for you.
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Now imagine two of me, on your team!
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Twice as useful. Less embarrassment in knowing failure is genetic.
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Then you'll be pleased to know that any living member of my family isn't by blood, in case more of them end up here!
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
That's actually good to know! Except for your hairy not-brother, he died pretty easily. Shameful.
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He was from the same universe as our current Avengers, right? The list I received early on stated so, anyway. Less hairy, less powerful.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Less useful, so I guess that means more pointless. Hey look, you lucked out.
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Fantastic!! I always strive to be better than my older brother, no matter the universe.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Don't despair too much. There are more things in life to feel bad about.
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I'll make sure to complain adequately about them when I can.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
This is why I like you.
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You're in the minority.
FROM: laufeyson.loki@cdc.org
See? I've found something already!
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Amazing. What effort.
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I used up my quota of depressing for the minute, so I'll take my leave now that I've had the mystery of the other-me solved.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Your other-me was almost here. One of five of them. Or was it two?
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FROM: laufeyson.loki@cdc.org
Five? I was exposed to more than five of them at once, and the multiverse is much larger than that.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Okay, you're just showing off now.
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Well, yes that's obvious—but it's the truth! We had to fight them. Ask Noh-Varr; there were a lot of him too.
FROM: laufeyson.loki@cdc.org
Actually, I think his were worse.
[ so much worse ]
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[ A single shudder reverberates throughout Dagger's shell. ]
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
This is terrible.
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If it's any reassurance, there was a blue Loki! You might have liked him.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I heard he's got a bad temper, though.
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Highly likely. He was very young and was already trying to destroy the universe.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
He should've gotten therapy. But medical insurance is tricky, and sometimes it's not covered, so you just have to get angry at the system, you know?
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