FROM: dagger@cdc.org
You don't like it here?
Oh. Then we should go meet her.
I'll bring a camera. And lighting props. Plus that furry microphone thing.
I didn't know it was an animal.
But a gopher looks like it too, if it got waterboarded.
They still are, technically.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
You don't like it here?
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The fact that I like it here would be what she'd find most aggravating.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Oh. Then we should go meet her.
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I'll even break out the "It's not a phase, Mom! This is who I really am!" hysterics.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I'll bring a camera. And lighting props. Plus that furry microphone thing.
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A gopher, I think.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I didn't know it was an animal.
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I think they just share the name...
[ No he's thinking of something else... his film-fu is still a little weak at times. ]
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
But a gopher looks like it too, if it got waterboarded.
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If so, mortals are returning to their more barbaric ways after all.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
They still are, technically.
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... I'll give you that one.