FROM: laufeyson.loki@cdc.org Heimdall's? He never seems stressed out. I think all of that near-omnipotence has grown on him. He's quite mellow these days.
FROM: laufeyson.loki@cdc.org Possibly. He would have been excellent for gossip, if he chose to be.
FROM: laufeyson.loki@cdc.org Actually, that makes me wonder. Can someone who can see as far as creation itself, beyond all time and space, see us here?
FROM: laufeyson.loki@cdc.org I don't think the Bifrost could reach out here, so I'd have no way of knowing, barring him tattling on me to my family and having them seek me out.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Okay, you're just showing off now.
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Well, yes that's obvious—but it's the truth! We had to fight them. Ask Noh-Varr; there were a lot of him too.
FROM: laufeyson.loki@cdc.org
Actually, I think his were worse.
[ so much worse ]
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[ A single shudder reverberates throughout Dagger's shell. ]
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
This is terrible.
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If it's any reassurance, there was a blue Loki! You might have liked him.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I heard he's got a bad temper, though.
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Highly likely. He was very young and was already trying to destroy the universe.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
He should've gotten therapy. But medical insurance is tricky, and sometimes it's not covered, so you just have to get angry at the system, you know?
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Not to mention, Frost Giant therapists are probably awful. He'd have to go to a different realm to get anything helpful.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
And imagine the cost of transportation. I doubt it's tax-deductible if you're crossing between realms, you know, politics and all that.
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Especially since the best way between them is watched over by an Asgardian. At least in my version.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
That must've been a very stressful job.
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Heimdall's? He never seems stressed out. I think all of that near-omnipotence has grown on him. He's quite mellow these days.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Or he ran out of poos to give. I would too with a job like that.
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Possibly. He would have been excellent for gossip, if he chose to be.
FROM: laufeyson.loki@cdc.org
Actually, that makes me wonder. Can someone who can see as far as creation itself, beyond all time and space, see us here?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
You could try flashing him a disco ball, see what happens?
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I don't think the Bifrost could reach out here, so I'd have no way of knowing, barring him tattling on me to my family and having them seek me out.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Is that so bad, though.
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No. I would like to see the All-Mother's faces when they found out where I was.
[ he doesn't want any of them to see this though, so....
all-moms aside. months later, he's still butthurt. ]
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Will you be grounded? Does it mean you're in the ground or just told to stay in a room? I get confused sometimes.
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For me it would be literally in the ground.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Ay. Sorry.
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She... they have very high hopes for you, you see! None of which would have me here.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
You don't like it here?
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The fact that I like it here would be what she'd find most aggravating.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Oh. Then we should go meet her.
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