FROM: dagger@cdc.org
It's disconcerting. It's like you're going to murder people and then laugh.
I like the thought. The execution, though.
You're one of the new ones.
We have been, maybe. I think I just lost one of you, though.
Found the chicken eater yet?
The. . . I only know him for eating a lot. And shooting electricity.
Taught me how to tape dicks down.
Yes. That guy. I only ever called him Chicken Guy in my head.
Mine.
Thought you were friends?
I just talked at him while he ate. I assumed.
I'm sorry, I don't really care. :(
He liked me enough to advise me on my fake penis.
It's hard to when the person isn't here.
I'd do it.
I don't know yet. Anyone find a body yet?
Hey, it's your boyfriend.
I shouldn't have to say that making out with a dead body is unsanitary, if he's dead, but just don't bring back germs.
Other options:
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
no subject
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
It's disconcerting. It's like you're going to murder people and then laugh.
no subject
Sure. I can do that.
no subject
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I like the thought. The execution, though.
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
You're one of the new ones.
no subject
Walk me through the execution when you have a moment.
FROM: amber@cdc.org
Yes. You've been collecting us.
[ Us meaning Contractors. Not that she sees the need to explain. ]
no subject
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
We have been, maybe. I think I just lost one of you, though.
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Found the chicken eater yet?
no subject
Which one?
FROM: amber@cdc.org
We all eat chicken.
no subject
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
The. . . I only know him for eating a lot. And shooting electricity.
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Taught me how to tape dicks down.
no subject
Hei. He was one of mine.
[ Read: he's mine. ]
FROM: amber@cdc.org
...are we still talking about Hei?
no subject
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Yes. That guy. I only ever called him Chicken Guy in my head.
no subject
FROM: amber@cdc.org
Whose dick did you need to tape down?
FROM: amber@cdc.org
I don't intend to find him. Unless you're asking me to.
no subject
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Mine.
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Thought you were friends?
no subject
Oh, okay.
FROM: amber@cdc.org
He said that?
no subject
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I just talked at him while he ate. I assumed.
no subject
You got my hopes up ):
no subject
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I'm sorry, I don't really care. :(
no subject
I bet he doesn't like you either ):
no subject
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
He liked me enough to advise me on my fake penis.
no subject
Are we competing for his affections now?
no subject
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
It's hard to when the person isn't here.
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I'd do it.
no subject
FROM: amber@cdc.org
Challenge accepted.
FROM: amber@cdc.org
Is he dead?
no subject
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I don't know yet. Anyone find a body yet?
no subject
Are you asking me to look for it?
no subject
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Hey, it's your boyfriend.
no subject
I'm not sure that's accurate.
FROM: amber@cdc.org
I'll find him.
no subject
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I shouldn't have to say that making out with a dead body is unsanitary, if he's dead, but just don't bring back germs.
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)