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FROM: dagger@cdc.org

Mine.

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

Thought you were friends?

[retry]

FROM: amber@cdc.org

Oh, okay.

FROM: amber@cdc.org

He said that?

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

I just talked at him while he ate. I assumed.

[retry]

FROM: amber@cdc.org

You got my hopes up ):

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

I'm sorry, I don't really care. :(

[retry]

FROM: amber@cdc.org

I bet he doesn't like you either ):

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

He liked me enough to advise me on my fake penis.

[retry]

FROM: amber@cdc.org

Are we competing for his affections now?

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

It's hard to when the person isn't here.

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

I'd do it.

[retry]

[ What? Her reply comes a few minutes later, uncharacteristically. It's a good thing this is all by text, the question would be too difficult for her to ask otherwise. ]

FROM: amber@cdc.org

Challenge accepted.

FROM: amber@cdc.org

Is he dead?

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

I don't know yet. Anyone find a body yet?

[retry]

FROM: amber@cdc.org

Are you asking me to look for it?

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

Hey, it's your boyfriend.

[retry]

FROM: amber@cdc.org

I'm not sure that's accurate.

FROM: amber@cdc.org

I'll find him.

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

I shouldn't have to say that making out with a dead body is unsanitary, if he's dead, but just don't bring back germs.

[retry]

[ He makes her feel like she's been through a hurricane. ]

FROM: amber@cdc.org

Understood, sir.

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

Good chat. :0

[retry]

FROM: amber@cdc.org

A compliment?

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

Maybe. Find me a body.

[retry]

FROM: amber@cdc.org

On it.

[ Please be a living, breathing body . . . ]