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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Because if it's that simple then we wouldn't be in business.
I hope you were serious about letting me kill people. A man has needs. Urges.
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Ah. Man with conviction. Good, you're hired.
I'm so excited right now, you don't even know.
but seriously. stabby stabby? bang bang? blood and gore and yaaaay.
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Success makes me feel like a princess. For the record.
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
There's actually a few splinters that need to get tweezed out, but contracts and stuff, you know, I can't kill my own guys. It makes me sad.
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Specialty?
espionage tactics, assassination, marksmanship, guns
also, you know, I can't die. gimme a grenade and BOOM goes the dynamite.
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
That depends. Are you noble-born?
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
That's not very nice of your species to do.
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
What are knock knock jokes?
And fire a rocket launcher at you from a hidden distance (as far as the launcher allows, at least) as a hello.]
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I wouldn't bank on "not dying", but I'm sold on the rest. Hmmm I'm thinking.
let's go with really hard to kill, then. I mean, how many guys do you know can survive being beheaded?
is this the part where I sing the jeopardy theme?
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
That's a strangely specific thing to say.
no
its not
but we arent really nice either
[ —Well that was some hello. Dagger dodges the rocket easily enough, given the size of it isn't hard to miss. Blades drawn, Dagger cuts the RPG in half easily, and braces for impact for this unknown assailant. ]
Hey!
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Try the metal van. I don't think it has a real head.
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I know. Humans are finicky. Why bother trying to be nice, though?
the whosie whatsit?
oh. yeah, okay, fine, point. but I'm way better than a metal van. I offer witty banter!
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
It's because of my bottomless font of charm, isn't it.
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Then the challenge is in engaging the metal van in combat with a cool monologue. With a backing track, if you can get it to work. I think some of the kids here have a sound system.
i dunno
i mean
it doesnt hurt you know
FROM: ellie@cdc.org
to try not be an asshole
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