FROM: dagger@cdc.org
At my rover, refrosting. I look terrible.
Trees have liquid in them, I'm not too worried. And also really worried, if they have buckets of actual water in them. That'd be a terrible surprise.
. . . They're butterflies.
[ Shinobu he's skinsuit-naked, this will be awkward. ]
:(
I've been on a water planet. Everything had water. It was terrible.
Is he against the adoption itself or the parent figures forced on his soul currently?
This is why I've been looking for someone to clean me up. The suit gets messy.
We're adopting him.
I don't know. How do humans clean up after themselves? All I get when I look up videos for it are the sex hands, it creeps me out.
Parents can always be disappointed. Like a flat balloon.
If he doesn't mess up too much, I'll teach him how to knife things. That might make me proud. Kids are okay sometimes. Easier to teach, for one.
[ And then a thousand years later: ]
If you're sure you're okay?
[ This is slightly more terrifying than jumping into a pool of core-temp water. ]
He just needs the right encouragement,
I'll add you to the rover permissions.
Well, they die. Violently. I do have to live with Head and Armie, and they like having food just walking in. Less hassle.
There's always a few idiots around. You never get rid of those without corrective surgery.
Yeah, just use up their luck and throw them out front all the time. That's a good idea, let's do that.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
At my rover, refrosting. I look terrible.
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Trees have liquid in them, I'm not too worried. And also really worried, if they have buckets of actual water in them. That'd be a terrible surprise.
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
. . . They're butterflies.
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I told you before. You'll always look beautiful to me. If you need anything, I'll bring it over.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
I've heard of trees having sap before, but I'd be pretty surprised if they had actual buckets of water in them. But, who even knows here.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
I know. Believe me, I gave him shit for it. At the very least, he might actually be motivated enough to try to learn something besides his web thing.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Thing 1 apparently dealt with fire arrows, which is a little less embarrassing at least.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Also, for the record? He thinks the idea of us as his parents is terrifying, if you need even more fuel to pick on him with.
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[ Shinobu he's skinsuit-naked, this will be awkward. ]
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
:(
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I've been on a water planet. Everything had water. It was terrible.
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Is he against the adoption itself or the parent figures forced on his soul currently?
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FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
:(?
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
That blows. I like a good shower, but I wouldn't wanna deal with water all the damned time.
It's too bad they can't give you a bubble or something, since that'd limit your options for attacking.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Parent figures forced on his soul. I think. He said that us two as parent figures was a "terrifying notion".
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
This is why I've been looking for someone to clean me up. The suit gets messy.
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
We're adopting him.
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Is there some kind of special process to cleaning the suit? Or do you just shower like a normal human would?
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
You got it, even if just to terrify him further.
But if he's our kid, he can't be a disappointment.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I don't know. How do humans clean up after themselves? All I get when I look up videos for it are the sex hands, it creeps me out.
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Parents can always be disappointed. Like a flat balloon.
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Yeah, I know. I had a parent once, too. I know how it goes.
But I get the feeling we're in for a lifetime filled with disappointment when it comes to that kid.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
It's usually through showering. There's baths too, but you'd probably hate that even more.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
But geez, where are you watching these videos? Porn sites and TV shows aren't always the most accurate at that kinda thing.
[Her next response is delayed by a few minutes as she deliberates with herself on whether or not she was about to offer was too weird.
But fuck it.]
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
If you need help, I'll do it. I'll make sure the sex hands stay out. [Yes, seriously.]
Because honestly, I don't know if I can trust a lot of these other recruits to do it.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
If he doesn't mess up too much, I'll teach him how to knife things. That might make me proud. Kids are okay sometimes. Easier to teach, for one.
[ And then a thousand years later: ]
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
If you're sure you're okay?
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Messing up too much is what I'm worried about with that kid. He doesn't seem interested in training himself to be better either.
[Because yes, she's tried to encourage it already.]
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
I love showering, so it works for me. Just let me know when you want to do it. I'll make time for you.
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[ This is slightly more terrifying than jumping into a pool of core-temp water. ]
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
He just needs the right encouragement,
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I'll add you to the rover permissions.
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Let's hope so.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
I feel all special now. Though I have to wonder what happens to those who aren't authorized to enter your rover.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Well, they die. Violently. I do have to live with Head and Armie, and they like having food just walking in. Less hassle.
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Fair enough for anyone that'd be stupid enough to just walk in.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
Not as eloquent of a death as I imagined, but it still fits along the lines I was thinking.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
There's always a few idiots around. You never get rid of those without corrective surgery.
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There always manages to be idiots who manage to survive, in spite of the odds. But I guess that'd be one surefire way to make them useful.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Yeah, just use up their luck and throw them out front all the time. That's a good idea, let's do that.
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As long as you're all for it, I'm right there with you.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
:)
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:)