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[gaslighted]

huuuuh? nobody sent me. i used to ask for things like this back home all the time.

doesn't everybody else do it?

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

How did you know I have mittens.

[gaslighted]

[ Dagger ur so moe.

Anyway, Kagari's immediate assumption is:]

you're gonna give them to me????

[ He doesn't even care how suspicious this looks. ]

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

I'm giving them away to people who aren't you.

[gaslighted]

WHAT??? that isn't fair! you're playing favourites aren't you?

what use will i be if my fingers fall off huuuh?

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

I play favorites and I don't care how you feel about that.

Grow new fingers.

[gaslighted]

sure let me do that, i'll grow an extra set of arms while i'm at it.

[ He'll find a way to get them somehow. ]

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

Grow some intelligence too.

[gaslighted]

nice one. did you get that line from your dad?

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

I don't have a dad.

[gaslighted]

well someone as equally as old then.

[2/2]

crap you ruined the joke.


[ Yeah, Kagari is that person who doesn't apologize immediately after unknowingly making an insensitive joke. ]

[3/3]

[gaslighted]

i can't tell when you're sarcastic or not...

because you're sarcastic 90% of the time.

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

Just shut up, I don't care. You're not getting anything from me.

Except latrine duty.

[gaslighted]

DAMMIT

FINE, i'll shut up. just don't make me clean up other people's shit. i'll do anything but that.

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

TOO LATE

RABBIT SHIT TOO

[gaslighted]

FUCKFUCK

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

You sound like a chicken.

[gaslighted]

chickens on my planet don't say fuckfuck.

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

You're sure?