FROM: dagger@cdc.org
It's for the girl. Or the cat.
I bought them, of course. I'm not cheap.
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Why would you ever put live pheasants in my room?
FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
When would that ever seem like a good idea?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
It's for the girl. Or the cat.
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I know, she told me. Livestock isn't the kind of thing you give as a thank you gift. Where did you even get them from?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I bought them, of course. I'm not cheap.
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Just off the shopping channel?
FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org
Not that that's even the point. When Ringo mauls one of them, are you going to be the one to come clean up the disgusting, bloody mess?