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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Ask Mothership, she handles housing. I don't really help with the rovers because I couldn't care less where you guys sleep.
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
He's come close a few times. He's just lazy about it half the time because Head needs more attention.
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Courtship dictates they have to fight to the death. Armie's courting. Head's nesting. I'm somewhere in the middle of that.
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
There isn't actually a word in any human language that would explain those two. Brothers is the closest it's gonna get.
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Just standard urine then. Good to know.
I have no idea. I didn't ask.
FROM: fray.clary@cdc.org
So heels.
1. Can they be six inch boots?
2. What if I don't have enough credits for them? Am I exempt?
FROM: fray.clary@cdc.org
You can feel free to tell me you weren't serious also. You know, that'd be good.
you're obsessed with pee.
this has to stop.
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I believe in extensive exposure as a way to help lessen fear.
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I have a problem with fluids.
so not just pee then huh.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
pee and spit and ejaculatory stuff. all of that? what, you a germaphobe?
[ Eurgh. ]
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
No, I'm a block of ice.
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I don't mix well with other fluids.
ohhhhh.
FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org
so that's why you need this dumb new body. I gotcha.
It's like having parasites, only the parasites become one with you and then it gets really terribly violating.
It's gross.
1: I'm serious about the boots. 2: I've got you covered. Pick your shoes and let me know.
yeesh. I thought I had it bad.
how long you gotta wear it?
probation?
da @#$%?????????????????????
There are 200 cakes with enchanted sugar in them in the kitchens.
FROM: khezek.jasper@cdc.org
Heres what they do.
FROM: khezek.jasper@cdc.org
Cake topped with blueberries turns into a fireball after its eaten. Could explode. Kiwi cake makes you burp fire. Peach cake gives you a heatstroke. Strawberry topped cake causes flaming shits about a half hour after eating.
FROM: khezek.jasper@cdc.org
I really hope your not going to give these to every one here.
Of course not. Thank you for all the cakes, I appreciate your efforts.
[ And then proceeds to give everyone a cake. ]
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