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[subsistere]

FROM: joel@cdc.org

Cute.

FROM: joel@cdc.org

But no.

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

It's not like I can go back. I'm an individual now.

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

It's cute that you think that.

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

You're just so funny I could cry. Which I won't because that would be painful.

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

No one's ever satisfied.

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

Please, I'm not a loser. You will be so sad you made this bet, Benjamin.

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

I think I'll insist.

[cicatrize]

FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org

I hope someone spills hot coffee on you.

[cicatrize]

FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org

Whatever you say, bubble boy.

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

I hope someone punctures all your condoms.

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

Prep your speech, loser.

[cicatrize]

FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org

Don't nanites take care of STDs?

[cicatrize]

FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org

The fact you actually think you'll win this is just precious.

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

Not pregnancies.

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

You poor unfortunate soul, thinking you have a chance.

[cicatrize]

FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org

Not a problem I was going to be having.

[ so maybe dagger hasn't seen snooped on all jack's inbox conversations, or he doesn't realize dudes can't have babies. either way, wasn't going to be a problem, hombre. ]

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

You males can't get pregnant?

[cicatrize]

FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org

No, thank the misled divinity that created us in the first place.

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

Head can get pregnant. It's weird.

[cicatrize]

FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org

That is weird. And unfortunate for him. Wrap your tool, or lack thereof.

[gobbledygook]

FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org

why the hell would it be painful? but do it. pain makes you stronger. become a real man.

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[ Hey, wait... ]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

I'm already wrapped all over.

If we were the same species we'd have grown kids by now.

[cicatrize]

What, seriously? You've been sleeping with him?

Or having... Whatever the word for the alien sex equivalent is?

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

Now you're just being mean to me.

[gobbledygook]

FROM: wilson.wade@cdc.org

only because I care, boss-man.