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FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org I would prefer not to get mauled by the cat, thanks. I'll go with the assumption that you're there. And look. We're bonding. But this is a good rate of bonding. No need to rush things.

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

cats are gross

this is why i kept red away when she went all nestmother on blue

no offense, she's my girl

but cats are so gross

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

pretend i said captain and not girl

FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org Your girl. And here I thought we had something. Dating and bonding and everything.

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

she's a girl

literally and figuratively

so is that a no on future dates

FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org I'll bring the reach if you bring the flexibility. I'm not one to hold other relationships against people. Most of the time.

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

is your species monogamous

just checking

Sometimes. Pretty big on the casual thing, but a bunch choose monogamy if they wanna have kids. Why?

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

sometimes people get offended

we don't have structured relationships where i'm from

FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org Not the easily offended sort. Every species does things differently. I'd been reading this as joking, though. Not that I'm saying no. Just that anything cross - species hadn't really crossed my mind.

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

i was joking yeah

i mean that's cool right

not that i'd mind

i'm the safest person to date because i don't have the parts for it

we're really this bored huh

FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org Yep. We are. We're cool and we're really this bored. Been on sniper detail more than a few times in my past, but I had a target. Someone I was waiting on. Knew they'd come, knew I'd kill them. Been a long, long time since I guarded anyone. And even then I had someone to play cards with.

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FROM: dagger@cdc.org

GHOST YOU CAN SEE THIS CAN YOU EDIT THAT OUT

PLEASE

FROM: ghost@cdc.org

Lol.

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

help me out

FROM: ghost@cdc.org

But this is too funny.

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

it's taejny all over again

FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org Taejny? World, captain/girl...?

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

our old crew before neheda

i wrote gliese a letter once

she filed for an injunction

we had a translation problem back then

FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org Was that Ghost's fault too? The translation problem, not the injunction. Though now I'm really curious about the letter.

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

some human said writing letters as thanks is a good idea

so i wrote about giving her some eggs i found on a scouting mission

i did not know about gliesian nesting habits back then

So that's a sign I should hold on to the eggs I picked up on the other planet. Really don't feel like pissing her off.

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

she takes eggs really seriously

something about eggs being important where she's from

same as bonds being important to head and armada

all i care about is my antifreeze

Your antifreeze?

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

keeps me from freezing all my gear when i get in contact

helps avoid accidents