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[forgivetheinsubordination]

FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org

I'd offer to poke and see but I recall you pulled away when you heard about my plating.

I could toss something on the bed.

She has to have shoes. Everyone has shoes. Find one, toss it on, you report if you feel it or not.

No comment on HQ?

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

do not throw me her things

i value my life

you should value yours

plus the cat will maul you anyway so value your life more



metals and me tend to bond well together

let's not merge bodies on the first date

[forgivetheinsubordination]

FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org

I would prefer not to get mauled by the cat, thanks.

I'll go with the assumption that you're there.

And look. We're bonding. But this is a good rate of bonding.

No need to rush things.

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

cats are gross

this is why i kept red away when she went all nestmother on blue

no offense, she's my girl

but cats are so gross

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

pretend i said captain and not girl

[forgivetheinsubordination]

FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org

Your girl.

And here I thought we had something.

Dating and bonding and everything.

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

she's a girl

literally and figuratively

so is that a no on future dates

[forgivetheinsubordination]

FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org

I'll bring the reach if you bring the flexibility.

I'm not one to hold other relationships against people. Most of the time.

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

is your species monogamous

just checking

[forgivetheinsubordination]

Sometimes. Pretty big on the casual thing, but a bunch choose monogamy if they wanna have kids.

Why?

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

sometimes people get offended

we don't have structured relationships where i'm from

[forgivetheinsubordination]

FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org

Not the easily offended sort.

Every species does things differently.

I'd been reading this as joking, though.

Not that I'm saying no.

Just that anything cross - species hadn't really crossed my mind.

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

i was joking yeah

i mean that's cool right

not that i'd mind

i'm the safest person to date because i don't have the parts for it

we're really this bored huh

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

GHOST YOU CAN SEE THIS CAN YOU EDIT THAT OUT

PLEASE

[typeghost]

FROM: ghost@cdc.org

Lol.

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

help me out

[typeghost]

FROM: ghost@cdc.org

But this is too funny.

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

it's taejny all over again

[forgivetheinsubordination]

FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org

Taejny? World, captain/girl...?

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

our old crew before neheda

i wrote gliese a letter once

she filed for an injunction

we had a translation problem back then

[forgivetheinsubordination]

FROM: vakarian.garrus@cdc.org

Was that Ghost's fault too?

The translation problem, not the injunction.

Though now I'm really curious about the letter.

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

some human said writing letters as thanks is a good idea

so i wrote about giving her some eggs i found on a scouting mission




i did not know about gliesian nesting habits back then

[forgivetheinsubordination]

So that's a sign I should hold on to the eggs I picked up on the other planet.

Really don't feel like pissing her off.

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

she takes eggs really seriously

something about eggs being important where she's from

same as bonds being important to head and armada

all i care about is my antifreeze

[forgivetheinsubordination]

Your antifreeze?