I'm a soldier, not a scientist. And I really doubt you can just invent something digestible out of thin air.
Would it really kill you to grab some? Humans are a lot more productive and attentive in the morning after downing a cup of coffee. That doesn't just go for me.
You're asking me to do a job. The least you can do is offer assistance and make it easier where possible.
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Try inventing it. You humans like to invent things, right?
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I'm a soldier, not a scientist. And I really doubt you can just invent something digestible out of thin air.
Would it really kill you to grab some? Humans are a lot more productive and attentive in the morning after downing a cup of coffee. That doesn't just go for me.
You're asking me to do a job. The least you can do is offer assistance and make it easier where possible.
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Nah, the least I can do is make sure you don't die. Which I'm already doing, so I don't owe you anything.
It's just coffee. You'll live without it.
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You've never drank coffee, have you.