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Yeah, I know. I had a parent once, too. I know how it goes.
But I get the feeling we're in for a lifetime filled with disappointment when it comes to that kid.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
It's usually through showering. There's baths too, but you'd probably hate that even more.
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
But geez, where are you watching these videos? Porn sites and TV shows aren't always the most accurate at that kinda thing.
[Her next response is delayed by a few minutes as she deliberates with herself on whether or not she was about to offer was too weird.
But fuck it.]
FROM: jacobs.shinobu@cdc.org
If you need help, I'll do it. I'll make sure the sex hands stay out. [Yes, seriously.]
Because honestly, I don't know if I can trust a lot of these other recruits to do it.