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[cicatrize]

FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org

Curiosity to your bosses? Why?

[ruptured]

Don't worry. I'm sure there will be other chances.

[febrile]

FROM: sun.aeryn@cdc.org

I need to ask you something and I don't trust anyone else here to answer truthfully.

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

I hope the irony of this situation is not lost on you, but sure. Ask.

[febrile]

You're not invested in us; you don't pretend to be our friend or to care about our feelings or our lives.

There's a certain sort of honesty in that.

[Not transparency, but maybe about as close to it as she can imagine.]


Is it possible to take someone else's contract?

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

Fair enough.

Any particular reason you're asking about that one?

slightly delayed by a minute or so:

[febrile]

FROM: sun.aeryn@cdc.org

Personal interest.

[Not as evasive as she'd like ideally, but hey, at least she's making an effort to keep conversation mutual on the sincerity front...]

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

You're gonna have to make it worth my time to answer questions about this stuff. Last guy who asked had to deal with murder.

[febrile]

FROM: sun.aeryn@cdc.org

If you expect the idea to faze me, don't. Tell me what you want or what you want done and you'll have it: now answer the question.

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

For the record, we didn't kill him. Or make him kill anyone.

You're the one who needs something from me. You have to "horse up".

[febrile]

FROM: sun.aeryn@cdc.org

Fine. Where can I get a 'horse' and how high up do you want it?

this thread is a disaster

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

Are we talking actual horse or just any creature of burden/labor?

I'm not even ashamed

[febrile]

FROM: sun.aeryn@cdc.org

I don't know you're the one who said it.

me neither

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

A real horse then. The ones with ponytails on their butts.

[febrile]

FROM: sun.aeryn@cdc.org

None of that made any sense. Is your translator malfunctioning?

[Farscape: the show where space horses don't exist.]

[daggertype]

[ Welcome to CDC. ]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

Horses with ponytails on their butts?

[febrile]

[Aeryn honestly can't tell if Dagger's searching for confirmation or if that's the confirmation itself. Frysquint.jpg etc etc who even let these two talk.]

FROM: sun.aeryn@cdc.org

Can. You. Understand. Me.

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

Yes. Why are you telegramming, I thought that was outdated.

[febrile]

FROM: sun.aeryn@cdc.org

I thought it might make it easier for you to recalibrate your technology if it

Never mind. Look, if you're asking me for an animal I'll get you one but I'm going to need a diagram or something equally as descriptive to go off of.

[daggertype]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

[ATTACHED: horse.pxg]

[febrile]

[.....]

FROM: sun.aeryn@cdc.org

All right.

[Dagger I don't think you're ready for this jelly inevitable disaster.]

[daggertype]

[ Are you kidding bring it on. ]

FROM: dagger@cdc.org

I look forward to your horse.

late day 37; some time after topher tells him he won't have a free bunk to mooch off of in 031

[cicatrize]

FROM: benjamin.jonathan@cdc.org

Requesting to take the free red team bunk in rover 031.

[salaryman]

FROM: kigai.yuuto@cdc.org

Thank you. I would do the same for you, too, Dagger.

All right. I can do that, or at the very least maim them horribly!

day 37

[immunizations]

FROM: ellie@cdc.org

do you actually have a history of killing people or is that just a thing they say to the new ones?



[Oh right.]
FROM: ellie@cdc.org

and hi