FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Do you want me to hit on you?
I thought we were talking about hitting.
I hate those.
I'm not flirting with you, you're not attractive at all.
I thought you might appreciate it, given the people you know.
Maybe. Maybe not.
Don't place any expectations on me, little boy. I don't like them.
Feel free to wish away.
You're welcome. That's. . . nice of you.
It's usually safe to assume it's bad.
Except that's rude and you promised you won't be.
You did. A long time ago.
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day 81
Are these new items from you?
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Some of them are. Why?
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I wasn't sure if it was an individual instructor thing or not.
[His next guess would have been Warriorhead.]
FROM: uchiha.sasuke@cdc.org
I appreciate a lot of this, so thank you.
FROM: uchiha.sasuke@cdc.org
But
FROM: uchiha.sasuke@cdc.org
With this poster. Are you sure you're not hitting on me?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Do you want me to hit on you?
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No.
FROM: uchiha.sasuke@cdc.org
I'd be flattered, but I'm not interested in being romantically involved at the moment.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I thought we were talking about hitting.
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Oh. No, I was asking if you were flirting with me.
FROM: uchiha.sasuke@cdc.org
It's a figure of speech.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I hate those.
FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I'm not flirting with you, you're not attractive at all.
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Why the poster, then?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
I thought you might appreciate it, given the people you know.
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Is this related to Kakashi and his porn?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Maybe. Maybe not.
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You know, you're supposed to be the least cryptic one. I usually appreciate that about you.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Don't place any expectations on me, little boy. I don't like them.
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I don't really expect anything. More like wishful thinking.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Feel free to wish away.
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Yeah, okay.
FROM: uchiha.sasuke@cdc.org
So I still wanted to thank you. I like the weapon.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
You're welcome. That's. . . nice of you.
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With you I can't tell if you mean nice as a good thing or not.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
It's usually safe to assume it's bad.
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So I shouldn't thank you for anything.
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
Except that's rude and you promised you won't be.
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Did I promise that to you?
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FROM: dagger@cdc.org
You did. A long time ago.
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Would you rather I be rude than nice?
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